Who really likes Valentine’s Day? It’s an over hyped ‘holiday’ geared to make everyone spend their money on fattening chocolates, soon to be dead flowers, and basically fancy paper with saying you didn’t write. So here are some anti-valentine’s day items that are more amusing than their mushy counterparts.

From HipsterCards.com

From Shirt Woot.

This is by illustrator and artist Jason Sho Green.

My favorite anti-valentine cards are from Be My Anti-Valentine.

Hand Illustrated by Trigger and Sparks at Etsy

Poor Timmy.

Scribbler has a plethora of rude and social unacceptable cards.

The ultimate Anti-Valentine’s Day card from Zazzle